No tears. Only dreams, now.

withswords:

hexspace:

cornerfolks:

hexspace:

withswords:

rileyrose31:

withswords:

^ me shocked that normal people don’t know ben drowned lore

I’m gonna take a wild guess and say that Ben drowned.

you cannot begin to imagine what happened to ben

he drowned

he very much did not

next you’re gonna tell me smile dog wasn’t a dog

you’re joking but that’s also actually true

norhuu:

lord-of-wolves:

ragabond:

this is a poem

i couldn’t not draw this

yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined:

kant:

true 2000′s nonsense was finding an amv with a cool song and revisiting the amv for the song instead of actually looking it up

it just sounds better on the amv idk what to tell you

tinylamp:

mellarkish:

nightween:

trouble-in-tokyo:

nightween:

can I please have context for this

context:

looksmokin:

zvaigzdelasas:

fthgurdy:

Re: the last post, the article mentions that some places use clams to test the toxicity of the water. It’s like that in Warsaw- we get our water from the river, and the main water pump has 8 clams that have triggers attached to their shells. If the water gets too toxic, they close, and the triggers shut off the city water supply automatically.  

The clams are just better at measuring the water quality than any man-made sensors.

Edit: check out this documentary trailer : https://vimeo.com/408820791

God Bless Our Troops

They hot glued a spring to a clam and gave it full control over the water supply

what the fuck

thotticus-binch:

tumblingclockwork:

levil0vesyou:

elwurd:

the-worm-man:

puyopuyo:

puyopuyo:

I’m on mobile someone add Mr Mime

insomniac-arrest:

insomniac-arrest:

insomniac-arrest:

insomniac-arrest:

sometimes I see shiny things like this 

or this

and instead of admiring them the ghosts of my protestant ancestors possess me and I think shit like ‘well that’s just a little too much’

my ancestor Pain Wilhelmina Smith wacks a stick around my brain like ‘you like that Catholic shit? you gonna pay indulgences for that, huh? punk? get yee to a single room log cabin and PRAY’

anyway, my room is absolutely bare and buying a piece of clothing for over 20 dollars pains me

actually, I’m sorry to admit this, but I actually mis-remembered the name of the ancestor I was thinking of

her name was Fear

if you’re wondering, my puritan forebears actually had 5 children

please note Wrestling, Fear, and Love Brewster. And Jonathon.

this is so funny, thank you

catbountry:

cartoonery:

cartoonery:

REPTILES ARE BACK

*REPLIES

[”The Boys are Back in Town” starts playing]